10 Funny Dog Quotes Ever

Well look no further, here are 10 of the funniest quotes about dogs. Are you looking for some funny dogs quotes to brighten up your day? 

10 Funny Dog Quotes Ever

1. “Whoever said you can’t buy happiness forgot about puppies.”

2. “The best therapist has fur and four legs.”

3. “If there are no dogs in heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went.” — Will Rogers

4.“If you’re uncomfortable around my dog, I’m happy to lock you in the other room when you come over.”

5. “Without my dog, my wallet would be full my house would be clean but my heart would be empty.”

6. “If your dog is fat, YOU need more exercise.”

7. “When I smell good, I smell like corn chips. When I smell bad, I smell like a shrimp boat.”

8. “If aliens saw us walking our dogs and picking up their poop, who would they think is in charge?” –Author Unknown

9. “A dog can express more with his tail in minutes than his owner can express with his tongue in hours.” -Author Unknown

10. “To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs.” –Aldous Huxley

“Some days you’re the dog; some days you’re the hydrant.” –Author Unknown

“Did you ever walk into a room and forget why you walked in? I think that is how dogs spend their lives.”  -Sue Murphy